postmodernpostman:

Because they all make me so happy, here’s a list of canon things that Bertie calls Jeeves on a regular basis:

- a gazelle
- a governess
- his spouse
- his parent
- a god
- a genie
- a prince among men
- a stuffed frog
- a dignified mountain sheep
- the united states marines
- a marvel
- a treasure
- a gift to the human race
- statuesque
- ‘bronzed and fit’
- ‘broad-shouldered and chisle-jawed’
- in possession of a ‘noble profile’
- glimmeringly intelligent
- stuffed to the brim with fish
- the descendant of vikings
- bursting with feudal spirit
- a man of strong will
- a knight in shining armour

and, of course,

- soupy

(via cicerothewriter)