Pain Management Fellow: “So this might be something with your IS joint. Do you know what that is?”

Me: “Not sure.”

Pain Management Fellow: “Okay, so your pelvis is made of multiple bones, actually,-”

Me: “Yeah.”

PMF: “And so the sacrum is in the center, and your hip bones-”

Me: “Oh, is this iliosacral joint?”

PMF: “Uh, yes, okay.”

Me: “I got it, I’ve drawn dead bodies.”

PMF: “-”

Me: “(shitfuckdamn) For art school. For anatomy class.”

PMF: “OkAY, great, so yeah, that joint –”