Just $9.99/month for unlimited access to the ball pit
image description: A 90s era infomercial endcard. In the top left corner is a picture of the Dashcon ball pit. Below it is an image with various credit cards for payment, as well as paypal. The text (in various fonts and colours) reads “Ball Pit / Unlimited access! / $9.99 per month / experience dashcon from the comfort of your living room / 30 day money back guarantee / copyright lawyers not included / 1-800-tumlbr+ * / * we don’t know how to make an asterisk on your phone. Please don’t ask us.
Editing to add that I messed up my own joke because it should be a plus sign not an asterisk in that last line but oh well.
