once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time
I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life
dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background
DUDE
Pineapple upside ground cake
I laughed so hard I nearly choked oh my fucking god
Boy that cake is gonna have NO slugs or parasites in it
Misread this as “or antis” and got geared up for an entirely new branch of Weird Discourse I’d never heard of
