Spotted Job Hunting:

• Listings for both a “no beard” and “natural beard” version of Santa. Interestingly, the listing specified only that you must be 18 or older, and not what gender you should be, so good luck to all 23 year old girl Santas out there.
• This extremely honest piece of copy: “We offer terrible start up wages, 9.00/ hr with possible commission for the right go getter.”
• Requests for a ‘customer-obsessed’ attitude from a local grocery store chain.
• A job teaching kids in Minecraft.
• Qualifications: Oracle
  (knowledge that it doesn’t mean you should be a student of Apollo, but that feels like what is being asked for in exchange for 9 dollars anyway)