at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix:
hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. “oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-” no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.
Truth in satire.
The Onion has an unfortunate habit of writing ACTUAL FACTUAL HEADLINES & OOPSIE HOW DID WE PROPHESY THAT WE AREN’T PSYCHIC.
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