ways to respond to being asked “are you a man or a woman?”
- i sure hope not
- who’s to say
- that’s between me and God
- i’ll tell you for $100
- i don’t think so, why?
- probably, not sure though
additions collected from the notes
- not to my knowledge
- sometimes
- wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy
Additional Options, Provided By My Hearing-Impaired Ass:
- No I just work here.
- I’m an Artist!
- I’m sorry we’re out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?
- Not until 5:30
- No thanks!
(via tinsnip)
