hatingongodot:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

winternet-real:

breadcunt:

rslashrats:

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude’s entire’s backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

ALT

Also this is what “he’s named Vamp because he’s bisexual” looks like

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he’s essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

(via 23-tiny-wishes)