cishet guys love goth chicks until they start doing goth chick things, not me, I’m looking for my Morticia and stepping up my Gomez game until I am worthy, I would love to go to the Museum of Death with you, I would love to show you my taxidermy and oddity collection and I would love to see yours, I would love to go to your favorite cemeteries babe
I don’t mind sitting on the edge of the bathtub keeping you company while you tease your hair for 30 minutes. I love it when I hand you the aux cord and you play Bauhaus. You have such great taste in everything,
It’s okay that you got white foundation on my Disintegration shirt when you hugged me. I don’t mind at all.
Then this post isn’t for you.
Anyway. Ladies, look at my antique mummified piranha:
