I found me some delicious chocolate today. Unfortunately I have a tummy ache now, I should have known…
Your problem is that you can’t appreciate good chocolate. If you were cultured enough, evolved enough, to properly digest the chocolate, well, you wouldn’t have had a problem, would you? Really, the fault is entirely on your side. If you were only capable of truly understanding what this chocolate did for you, you’d build it a goddamned statue.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS who ate my CHOCOLATE??? Had my NAME ON IT and EVERYTHING >:(
A true victory is to make your enemies see that they were wrong to oppose eating chocolate in the first place. To force them to acknowledge the greatness of your chocolate.
(via tinsnip)
