canadian-cryptid:

I will watch my little shows and read my little books and find the most fucked up, unhinged, morally bankrupt, probably kicks puppies character and go, “Ah yes, my newest blorbo.” As though I wouldn’t immediately punch them in the stomach if they were real.

It’s not even in a ‘But I can fix them!’ way. It’s more of a, 'You’re awful but very complex and entertaining.’ So I follow them around like the little court jester I am.

(via propheticfire)