millenniumlesbian:

Memory World from Ryou Bakura’s POV:

• All ready to go on an afternoon magical adventure with your friends
• Thinking about the diorama you and your magical worstie built together in the back room for your next RPG campaign, you worked so hard on it and they’re going to think it’s so cool!
• Weird Egyptian guy shows up and says he has to test if your soul contains any evil or deception before you go
• Every single one of your friends passes but you, who apparently is the only person here with a heart full of evil 
• Your friends try to defend you but Egyptian guy gets angry and demands that you leave immediately
• You are officially too evil for magical friendship adventure funtimes, according to magic
• Run home sobbing and thinking about how much you hate that guy’s guts
• Black out for several hours
• Wake up in a trenchcoat 
• Be informed your magical worstie is now abruptly dead forever
• Specifically your friends had to kill him
• Regardless of whether that’s good or bad news it’s a lot
• Also diorama was an evil plot to murder everyone all along 
• Probably run home sobbing again they don’t mention this but I’m just going to assume