indigobluerose:

gatorbeast:

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

I always thought the staple remover was outlandishly badass looking considering the absolute mundanity of its only task.