I wish to continue to complain and wish General ILL WILL upon the people who stole my fucking food stamps

Emptying my account at a Whole Foods, how goddamn dare you

Meanwhile I’m sitting here with no access to my card because they had to shut down the one I have and mail me a new one (which I had to pay for, you piece of human garbage), and since that system doesn’t give a fuck it’s just taking its time. I can’t use anything without the new number so even though my account did get a deposit of funds I can’t use them right now!

I eat expired food in June while this person traipsed through a goddamn Whole Foods, I CAN’T.

And I’m sitting here now like, can’t wait to get my magic food card so I can buy a gallon of milk.

I hope whatever you bought gave you food poisoning and was recalled for containing something unpleasant >:[