Can’t with any fanwork where Marik is depicted as some kind of huge flirt. Marik Ishtar has never kissed a boy in his entire life and everything he knows about romance is directly from either 90s teen movies or whatever age-appropriate lectures Rishid gave him which skirted over most of the impolite details. Marik Ishtar wouldn’t know how to flirt unless he magically rifled through your brain first to figure out exactly what you wanted to hear and then he’d still fuck it up somehow.
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