Calling ALL of the places I was referred to. The one that I thought was going to help because they told me they could help if you were getting evicted said that my landlord’s handwritten note didn’t count, soooo

O…kay then?

I waited on hold for an entire hour for that information.

I called the Catholics, who were not very descriptive in their phone tree and just had me leave a message in which I babbled, confused and apologizing for probably being in the wrong place.

Heard a busy signal from one of them which is.

Yikes. Must be a nightmare on the other end of that also.