beyondthisdarkhouse:

rhube:

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.  will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to pic.twitter.com/sYEgA2mqoc  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
shit! shit shit shit what do i say pic.twitter.com/5RRGogGePv  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I didn't reply  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!! pic.twitter.com/hdqGIPd17m  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger  capitalism is so wild  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

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