Had a dream I killed my dad and became a Boudica-like queen
I also had plant roots that wouldn’t stop growing into my thigh and back and a younger sister who was loyal to my father and kept trying to sabotage me. My not real little sister kept being upset about my dad and trying to get back to his house and praying for his wife who also abused me to be alive. Don’t know why I didn’t just kill the sister too. This was a dream generated fake younger sister and the murder of my real life abusive dad. Don’t know what the hold up was there, just dump her too.
An old woman cursed me with “desire for a husband” using her necklace, so I decided I was going to find the son of a Roman leader and use his wealth to liberate my people, who were living in shitty apartments in an area that was filthy.
My dream sister drove back to my real dad’s house begging for him to have survived the start of my Revolution, even though she definitely witnessed me kill him, but all the houses were empty and I was purchasing allies left and right with lugnut shaped gold beads from JoAnn’s.
The fucked up part is that I knew I was somehow playing the bad guy so I was thinking about how I would ultimately lose and be satisfyingly punished by the narrative for killing my dad.
But seriously, upon waking, don’t know why I didn’t just kill the sister too. Then everyone would have been on their way to Revolution for Right To Life and Healthcare.


