My life is a joke and there’s a bird in my house again.
My strategy was to persistence Predator it into exhaustion so I could grab it and set it free but jokes on me I’m too fucked up to be a persistence Predator so now we’re both tired and the bird is hiding on top of my kitchen cabinets
Onyx is Deeply Distressed about this and wishes that I be made aware of the problem at regular intervals
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lithrael said:
Nevertheless, congratulations on the successful debirdment! 
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I’ve done that before, but with a wasp that decided to fly in uninvited…I was terrified the whole time. 😬 
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