My life is a joke and there’s a bird in my house again.
My strategy was to persistence Predator it into exhaustion so I could grab it and set it free but jokes on me I’m too fucked up to be a persistence Predator so now we’re both tired and the bird is hiding on top of my kitchen cabinets
Onyx is Deeply Distressed about this and wishes that I be made aware of the problem at regular intervals
New strategy courtesy of Scrooge McDuck thinking work smarter not harder. Figured that since it wouldn’t stop Flying directly toward the light that if I just eliminated every source of light except a direct route to the outside I could just have it exit the premises itself.
Locked Onyx in my room closed all the windows turned off all the lights and opened my front door wide to just above freezing temperature and then chased the bird off the kitchen cabinet with a broom. It’s soared directly out the door.
Now I have to deal with all the things that it knocked over or broke.
