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🍲 the most perfect soup

🔫 a bullet to the knee

💞 three very friendly pet ferrets

🧦 one singular left sock (clean)

🍄 the largest, most rotund mushroom you’ve ever seen

💑 a romantic dinner with danny devito

👹 four shrek the third dvds

📖 a chuck tingle book

🍆 the least phallic eggplant you’ve ever seen

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