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Bertie: So who is she, this other person?

Jeeves: A Miss Rhoda Platt, sir, of Wisteria Lodge, Kitchener Road, East Dulwich.

Bertie: Young?

Jeeves: Yes, sir.

Bertie: The old fat-head.

Jeeves: Yes, sir. The expression is one which I would not have employed myself, but I do think his lordship ill-advised. One must remember that it is not unusual to find gentlemen of a certain age yielding to a sentimental urge. The phenomenon is particularly noticeable, I understand, in the United States of America amongst the wealthier inhabitants of Pittsburgh.It’s notorious I’m told that sooner or later, unless restrained, they always endeavour to marry a chorus girl. The high turnover rate of chorus girls in the state of Pennsylvania has been a matter of comment for some time.

Bertie: Have you finished, Jeeves?

Jeeves: Thank you, sir, yes.