the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they’ll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don’t have a vascular system this is the best i can do
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tooies posted this the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
