Cannot sleep because I’m having some super cool abdominal pain i can’t seem to fix
Still awake, cannot sleep, guts too ÷$@!%&* to find any position that relieves pain
Still.
Alive, pain mostly gone, but mighty fuck that was an unpleasant night. More thankful for the day off than I might otherwise have been! Fucking hell.
At one point I was hurting so much in every position I was like, ‘I might as well do something useful’ and so I was brushing my carpet to keep up on the cat fur accumulation. Was still up when it was time to actually feed cat, so I just did that too. They were extremely confused by my behavior all night.
After the three hours of sleep that I managed after 6am, I woke up like, “what is going on with the carpet, what is this strange shaped fluffy spot?” And then saw the brush just lying there.
It’s weird how I feel like I experienced every excruciating moment of the night and also recalled nothing for certain
Anyway I guess I’ll do laundry.





