coca-cola-anne

I think we all should appreciate Danish cities and places’ literal translation into English

zoubstance

Ah, how could they forget my hometown "Odin, Look!"?. How could they? It even has a suburb called ‘Fuck Bridge’. Not to mention the villages of “make out”, “Debt-Free” and “Mars Living” close by. And where’s ”Member” and “Hell”?
Next month I’ll be dispatched to work in the hospital in the proud city of 'Dude Castle'. 

tbskyen

Not to mention our noble capital, Port Where You Buy Stuff.

piasdatter

I can’t help but notice how “marie desire” is misplaced a bit farther to the south than it usually is. Awfully close to our most southern town “goat sees”

askfordoodles

Behold my glorious country - whose naming conventions don’t make any fucking sense in its own language - and its capitol BuyAHarbour :D

This is what happens when you let Vikings name shit.

tinsnip

Hey, there’s Slice—so is that where the sun doesn’t shine?