I came downstairs today and casually mentioned it was Pi Day. 

My mother said, “Oh! Awww….” as she realized we had no pie. My step-dad piped up out of nowhere and said, “We have pie in the basement freezer.  Still frozen from Christmas.”

My mom rocketed off of her chair. “I’m preheating the oven." 

He jumped up and we started yelling down the basement stairs at him. 

”THIS IS NOT A DRILL, WE ARE AT DEF CON PIE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL“