I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

I laugh until I cry every. single. time.

I swear Loki invented autocorrect.

It’s Crowley, I’m telling you! Autocorrect and the M4.

Auburn cockrocket. Auto cat rectal. Jesus chalupa. I think autocorrect is just a highly advanced artificial intelligence that understands our humor better than we do.