Need a daily dose of ridiculousness? Try these random PG Wodehouse quotes

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This great site randomly generates quotes from any of PG Wodehouse’s books or interviews. Here’s some of my favorites:

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life, and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

`Very good,” I said coldly. “In that case, tinkerty-tonk.” And I meant it to sting. (Right Ho, Jeeves (1934))

To attract attention in the dining-room of the Senior Conservative Club between the hours of one and two-thirty, you have to be a mutton chop, not an earl. (Something Fresh)

I can’t do with any more education. I was full up years ago. (The Code of the Woosters (1938))

Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did.

She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice cream.

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