“Do you know how a male newt proposes, Bertie? He just stands in front of the female newt vibrating his tail and bending his body in a semi-circle. I could do that on my head. No, you wouldn’t find me grousing if I were a male newt.”

Cyril “Barmy” Fotheringay-Phipps and ”Oofy” Prosser “discovering” the newest dance from Gussie..