east-wind-is-go:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Don’t forget the Joy To The World one too

Joy to the world

Barney is dead

We barbecued his head

Don’t worry about the body 

We flushed it down the potty

And ‘round and ‘round it went!

And ‘round and ‘round it went!

And ‘roUND AND ‘ROUUUUUUND AND ‘ROUND 

IT 

WENT

The version my friends and I sang was this: 

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s tie Barney to a tree

with a knife through his back

and an arrow through his head

now that purple thing is dead

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