Have you found a Jeeves & Wooster vampire fic? Perish the thought!Indeed. But there it is.
Bertie Wooster would be the most hopeless vampire ever, wouldn’t he? I mean, he’d never be willing to kill an innocent person, and he wouldn’t bite any woman, innocent or otherwise, and I just can’t see him hunting down bad guys. He’d starve.
And as I was thinking all this through, I realized how Bertie would survive as a vampire. Exactly the same way he survives as a human being.
Jeeves.
So in this hypothetical universe is Jeeves a willing daily meal, or just an extension of the slightly sinister he can be in canon and just magically produces blood (from people in ugly ties) that Bertie doesn’t question?
