do you want a cute “best friends” style ship?

do you want an age gap ship?

do you want a mortal/functionally immortal ship?

do you want a ship with hot evil doppelgangers?

do you want a ship with a ludicrous amount of casual physical contact?

do you want a ship that never actually becomes canon but was written long enough ago that it avoids that greasy “deliberate slashbait” feeling?

do you want a ship that ends in the most heartbreaking way possible?