“‘It was a most prudent act on your part, if I may say so, sir, to dispose of the orange juice.’
I stared at the man.
‘What? Didn’t you?’
'No, sir.’
'Jeeves, let us get this clear. Was it not you who threw away that o.j.?’
'No, sir. I assumed, when I entered the room and found the pitcher empty, that you had done so.’
We looked at each other, awed. Two minds with but a single thought.
'I very much fear, sir —’
'So do I, Jeeves.'”
(via tinsnip)
