“‘It was a most prudent act on your part, if I may say so, sir, to dispose of the orange juice.’

I stared at the man.

'What?  Didn't you?'

'No, sir.'

'Jeeves, let us get this clear.  Was it not you who threw away that o.j.?'

'No, sir.  I assumed, when I entered the room and found the pitcher empty, that you had done so.'

We looked at each other, awed.  Two minds with but a single thought.

'I very much fear, sir —'

'So do I, Jeeves.'”