indigobluerose:

“‘You can’t go by what a girl says, when she’s giving you the devil for making a chump of yourself.  It’s like Shakespeare.  Sounds well, but doesn’t mean anything.’

‘Your view, then, is that the old affection still lingers?’

'Definitely.  Dash it, man, if she could love you in spite of those grey flannel trousers of yours, it isn’t likely that any mere acting of the goat on your part will have choked her off.  Love is indestructible.  Its holy flame burneth forever.’

'Who told you that?’

'Jeeves.'”

Ahahaha, god holy shit, what would even be the context for these conversations they apparently have enough for Bertie to remember them all? Jeeves and Bertie spend a lot of time casually mentioning classical prose about love at home. I mean, really.

they are so charming, i can’t stand it