YES WOW WE HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK OF MYTHS, AVAILABLE HERE.

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE IDEA OF GIVING YOUR HARD EARNED GOLD TO A BIG FUCKING DRAGON, HERE’S A MOTHERFUCKING GIVEAWAY.

THAT’S RIGHT, REBLOG THIS TO HAVE YOUR SWEET-ASS NAME ENTERED INTO A DRAW FOR A COPY OF OUR FUCKING AWESOME BOOK.

DON’T ENTER MULTIPLE TIMES THAT’S JUST FUCKING BORING. AND DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE SHITTY GIVEAWAY BLOGS EITHER. OH AND YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING US. BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR MAJESTIC FOLLOWERS.

OPEN TO ANYONE FROM MT OLYMPUS TO HEL; WE HAVE A DAMN GOOD THROWING ARM(S).

THIS FUCKERY CLOSES AT AN ARBITRARY TIME ON THE 25TH OF AUGUST THIS FUCKING YEAR, AND WE’LL CONTACT AND ANNOUNCE ONE BITCHIN’ CHAMPION ON THE 26TH (ALSO OUR ANNIVERSARY, FUCK YES).

GO FORTH AND REBLOG, MOTHERFUCKERS.