noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…... noodle-is-gudle:
“So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???
Anyway, uh…...

noodle-is-gudle:

So I recently got a request to draw this character from Dragon Tales (which I did and poster), only to find that… the exact same anon is going around asking this for who knows how long and why. Maybe it’s a bot???

Anyway, uh… weird…

I’m fucking laughing really hard

I was looking for my post office’s hours today, and the Google search brought up this on postofficehours.net.
A)I do not live in or near a place called Whitesburg, nor a place called Ashland
B) I am not even in Georgia
C) Whitesburg, Georgia’s post...

I was looking for my post office’s hours today, and the Google search brought up this on postofficehours.net.   

A)I do not live in or near a place called Whitesburg, nor a place called Ashland

B) I am not even in Georgia

C) Whitesburg, Georgia’s post office is .. the surface of Mars??

New NSFW content restrictions enrage Tumblr users

princehamlette:
“ cattbossa:
“ Sometimes, I feel like my tumblr isn’t quite a quality blog. Today is not that day.
”
I….. I think I orgasmed upon laying mine eyes upon this glorious picture.
”
I can’t shake the feeling that the artist started in on...

princehamlette:

cattbossa:

Sometimes, I feel like my tumblr isn’t quite a quality blog. Today is not that day. 

I….. I think I orgasmed upon laying mine eyes upon this glorious picture.

I can’t shake the feeling that the artist started in on Spock’s body and then something horrible happened and they just said ‘Eeeeeeeeehhhhhh fuck it UNICORN HAIR~~~’   

Also I think that unicorn is judging me.

(via goddamnshinyrock)

“I’ve had polio, and it’s come back. It’s really kind of rough.”

- customer, explaining why she can’t afford the special offer.   Polio is kinda rough, you guys.

My Coworker and I Talk About 'Damaging Media'

Me:
(After a lengthy discussion about mutual interests in art and writing) Yeah, what I really want to do is write and illustrate things for teenage girls.
Coworker:
Oh, that's great!
Me:
I just think a lot of things that are marketed to them are really damaging, so-
Coworker:
But it's not just them! Think about little kids too!
Me:
?
Coworker:
Look at Spongebob!
Me:
*braces self for rant about him being gay*
Coworker:
He lives underwater.... and goes to the BEACH!
Me:
..........
Coworker:
He does!
Me:
I... was thinking more like 'damaging to self-image'.
Coworker:
But you know kids, they'll do things they see on TV, and he's underwater, and-
Me:
*is spared by sudden customer phone call*
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