“Daleks are designed to be covid compliant.”

- Chris Chibnall

This sounded like some kind of special Hell made just for me, but I was amused regardless.

Turns out Jamie McCrimmon shops on womens’ clearance racks.

And this, which was attached to TONS of shirts I marked down this morning (hence the dark photo - I work for several hours before the store opens).  The shirt bore no resemblance to either subject mentioned on the tag, though I had these wild delusions of it being some kind of modern art abstraction.