am i the only one who always confuses eragon (boy with a dragon), aragorn (lord of the rings character), aragon (region of spain), and aragog (giant spider)?
gigantic mood
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Me (as a child):
why are all the songs about love?
Mom:
someday you will understand
Me (now as an adult):
seriously why are all the songs about love and sex this is ridiculous
Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!
Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good
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*How to Harass Women Who Don’t Want to Be Approached
“Allowing her to take control of the interaction” is a don’t. That’s the scariest part. They’re teaching men that women having any control or freedom in that situation is a bad thing. And that’s disturbing.
I’ve had men snatch headphones off my head when I wouldn’t respond to them. I stopped wearing headphones a long time ago.
Can we stop normalising harassment? Jesus Christ.
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me:
*about to send someone a message*
myself:
hey
me:
? hey what's
myself:
if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.
me:
alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so
myself:
they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.
me, tossing my phone out the window:
alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!
When The Alien 👽👽👽 Hits Your Compassionate Eyes 👀👀👀 Like A Big Pizza Pie 🍕🍕🍕
That’s Amore 😩😩😩😭😭😭💚💚💚
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Yeah tbh lack of lgbt spaces really hurts. I want to meet other lgbt+ people in a situation that is not inherently sexual, alcoholic or online.
If you take out dating, internet, and clubbing, you pretty much eliminate any reason you’d have to segregate anyways. Literally just go out and make friends, and then make more friends, and eventually you’ll meet some that are lgbt+. If you’re in a hurry, start at like Starbucks or something.
Do straight people understand anything
*standing on a table* THERE ANY GAYS IN THIS STARBUCKS?
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