sarrahxhabibi:

Arschgeige  -  assviolin  -   a heavy insult
Fußhupe   -   foot horn   -   a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter.   -   No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet   -   Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild   -   foxdevilswild   -   really angry
Nacktschnecke   -   Naked snail   -    slug
Glühwürmchen   -   glow wormies   -    fireflies
Streichholz   -   stroking wood   -   match
Schadenfreude  -   damage happiness   -   the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne   -    flag   -   breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck   -   misery bacon   -   the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz   -   luck mushroom   -   a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks   -   joke biscuit   -   hoaxer
Fernweh   -   far away-ache   -   the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen   -   goose floret   -   daisy
Flachwichser   -   flat wanker   -   a heavy insult
Flugzeug   -   fly thing   -   airplane
Wasserschildkröte   -   water shield toad   -   turtle
Ich fress einen Besen!   -   I will devour a broom!   -   exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten   -   full pole   -   a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer   -   glove snowball thrower   -   basically an anon troll
Flachzange   -   flat pliers   -    a heavy insult

(via radioactivesoup)