Today on Lady’s Temp Job:

Yikes.

This white truck had a good time in the backyard today.

Overheard At Lady’s Temp Job:

“You know how they say you can tell a werewolf by if a person’s eyebrows meet in the middle? Well, his DO!”

Supervisor Rob just brought me two gun magazines to destroy with a hammer while I complained about how much bullshit this place is

What a guy

Email from the police

“Cereal robbery offender”

I actually had hope for like three seconds that he stole some Lucky Charms. Instead we’re all just making fun of the police.

Having trust issues? Restart your PC.

A parolee told Agent G they were on their way here but couldn’t make it because they shit themselves on the way.

Agent Ian understands me

this guy has a tattoo on his chest thst says ‘jail break 89", like a shitty family reunion shirt

Rob is straight up playing a harmonica crying that he has the parole blues

“I’m going to Subway. If I’m not back in 40 minutes, check the roads, I probably threw myself into traffic.”

-Rob, after two offenders beat the shit out of each other over ketchup packets and another pissed on the holding cell floor.